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Horse Feathers(1932)

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  • Baravelli  

    Who are you?

  • Professor Wagstaff  

    I'm fine, thanks, who are you?

  • Baravelli  

    I'm fine too, but you can't come in unless you give the password.

  • Professor Wagstaff  

    Well, what is the password?

  • Baravelli  

    Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.

  • Baravelli  

    You gotta brother?

  • Mullen  

    No.

  • Baravelli  

    You gotta sister?

  • Mullen  

    Yeah.

  • Baravelli  

    Well-a, you sister, she's a very sick man, you better come with us.

  • Biology teacher  

    What do you think of that slide?

  • Professor Wagstaff  

    Well, I think he was safe at second, but it was very close.

  • Connie  

    Oh, Professor, you're full of whimsy.

  • Professor Wagstaff  

    Can you notice it from there? I'm always that way after I eat radishes.

  • Professor Wagstaff  

    Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.

  • The Professors  

    But Professor. Where will the students sleep?

  • Professor Wagstaff  

    Where they always sleep. In the classroom.