Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages, we're going to present for your approval a novelty picture with an all midget cast, the first of it's kind to ever be produced. I'm told that it has everything, that is everything that a western should have.
The Ranch Owner (Pop Lawson)
Seems to me that I smell something that should be buried, smells mighty like a polecat.
The Rich Uncle (Jim 'Tex' Preston)