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The Twelve Chairs

The Twelve Chairs(1970)

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  • Ippolit Vorobyaninov  

    You're not worth spitting on!

  • Father Fyodor  

    Oh yeah? Well, you are!

  • Nikolai Sestrin  

    I hate people I don't like.

  • Father Fyodor  

    Oh, God! You're so strict!

  • Ostap Bender  

    Remember the famous Russian proverb: "The hungrier you get, the tastier the meal." On the other hand, the French have a proverb: merde!

  • Young Woman  

    Do you love me?

  • Ostap Bender  

    Let's just say that I am very much in lust with you.

  • Ippolit Vorobyaninov  

    I am cousin Kiev, from Vorobyaninov. All of the Michaels are dead.